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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Texas Overturns Roe Vs Wade

Texas Overturns Roe Vs Wade

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaby "Boom" Satire with Head Cheese and Avocado
Done and Done! Thanks, Trump!
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Wall Street Report Says Disney’s Claims of Huge Gains are “Fraudulent Lies”

Wall Street Report Says Disney’s Claims of Huge Gains are “Fraudulent Lies”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter
The reality of the company's situation is far from what it's telling shareholders.
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Goldberg : ‘I Am Transgender’

Goldberg : ‘I Am Transgender’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUber Patriotic Satire with a Make Believe Hero and Bagels with Lox
Wow. Never saw that coming.
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Kyle Rittenhouse’s Hunting Party Found Alive and Well

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Hunting Party Found Alive and Well

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire
They're a little shaken up but okay.
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Rising Star Kyle Rittenhouse’s Hunting Party Reported Missing

Rising Star Kyle Rittenhouse’s Hunting Party Reported Missing

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTaters
A massive search effort is underway.
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Boebert Files Harrassment Complaint Against 2 Dems with House Sgt At Arms

Boebert Files Harrassment Complaint Against 2 Dems with House Sgt At Arms

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBoBo Want Shiny Baloon
She says two different Congressmen have repeatedly groped her.
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FL Gov. DeSantis Deploys National Guard to Disney World

FL Gov. DeSantis Deploys National Guard to Disney World

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney Satire With Extra Mustard
Goal is to restore "law and order" to iconic resort.
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AOC Runs New York’s Largest Escort Service – She Calls Them “Tutors”

AOC Runs New York’s Largest Escort Service – She Calls Them “Tutors”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHot Ginger with Whipped Cream
Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez wasn't just a bartender. Her professional resume lists her as an "Educational Consultant." During her time at Boston College, she ran a tutoring service with friends that was[Click to Tate]
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After Devastating Loss, Madison Cawthorn Accuses Three GOP Lawmakers of Infamous “Cocaine Orgy”

After Devastating Loss, Madison Cawthorn Accuses Three GOP Lawmakers of Infamous “Cocaine Orgy”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCawthorn Fries with Mayo
Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) isn't happy that his own party sabotaged his re-election bid. Cawthorn lost to another Trump supporter by fewer than 1500 votes after the Republican National Committee released[Click to Tate]
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Disney Hires Republicans Michael Jordan and Denzel Washington to Help Fix its “Wokeness” Problem

Disney Hires Republicans Michael Jordan and Denzel Washington to Help Fix its “Wokeness” Problem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter
They're trying to backtrack using a sports icon and a famous actor. Pathetic.
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