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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

You’ve Been Served: Rittenhouse Finally Pulls Trigger on Goldberg Lawsuit

You’ve Been Served: Rittenhouse Finally Pulls Trigger on Goldberg Lawsuit

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Weird Hero Fetish Satire19 Comments

The rumors have swirled for two years. His time has finally come.

Judge Tosses Out Whoopi’s Lawsuit Against Musk and Twitter

Judge Tosses Out Whoopi’s Lawsuit Against Musk and Twitter

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo10 Comments

She had no case.

Whoopi Goldberg Permanently Banned From Twitter

Whoopi Goldberg Permanently Banned From Twitter

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Whoopie Pie

She can't behave anywhere.

Cat Fight: Joy and Whoopi Had To Be Separated Backstage

Cat Fight: Joy and Whoopi Had To Be Separated Backstage

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The View with Sweet Thai Chili13 Comments

Trouble in liberal paradise.

Roseanne Says She’s Canceling “The Conners” and Firing Everyone – “It’s Not Gonna Work Out”

Roseanne Says She’s Canceling “The Conners” and Firing Everyone – “It’s Not Gonna Work Out”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Roseanne Salad with Greek Dressing17 Comments

Plans to make it work fell through.

Elon Says He’ll Deal With The Next Spy Balloon Personally

Elon Says He’ll Deal With The Next Spy Balloon Personally

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo9 Comments

The world's most powerful man has a plan.

Elon Musk Puts In a Bid for Newsmax: “Let’s See DirecTV Turn ME Down”

Elon Musk Puts In a Bid for Newsmax: “Let’s See DirecTV Turn ME Down”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uncategorized9 Comments

The man is about free speech.

Judge Approves Rittenhouse’s $105 Million Countersuit: “What’s Good for the Goose…”

Judge Approves Rittenhouse’s $105 Million Countersuit: “What’s Good for the Goose…”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Rittenhouse with Ketchup14 Comments

Rittenhouse might just walk away a wealthy young man.

Hollywood Finally Blacklists Whoopi Goldberg – Report

Hollywood Finally Blacklists Whoopi Goldberg – Report

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Whoopie Pie

The jig is up for the controversial actress.

Dr. Phil Blackmail Story Confirmed: “I Never Wanted to Retire”

Dr. Phil Blackmail Story Confirmed: “I Never Wanted to Retire”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Quack Stew

He says he had no choice for the good of his family.