Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
In a move that has left legal experts scratching their heads and late-night comedians rubbing their hands in glee, former President Donald Trump has announced his intention to revoke federal[Click to Tate]
In yet another brilliant display of bureaucratic efficiency, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has swooped in to rescue America from the horrors of properly supplied soldiers by clawing back[Click to Tate]