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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Venus Williams Walks Off Court at French Open: “I won’t play a man.”

Venus Williams Walks Off Court at French Open: “I won’t play a man.”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a bold move that has the tennis world buzzing, 6-time Wimbledon champion Venus Williams made headlines at the French Open this week—not for her serve, but for her stance.[Click to Tate]
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AOC and Ilhan Omar Caught Violating Campaign Finance Laws

AOC and Ilhan Omar Caught Violating Campaign Finance Laws

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The “Squad” just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. In the latest episode of “Do As I Say, Not As I Do,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar have found[Click to Tate]
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Rogue Senator Who Visited MS-13 Gang Member Has Ties to Venezuela

Rogue Senator Who Visited MS-13 Gang Member Has Ties to Venezuela

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a development that has stunned even the most seasoned political analysts, a sitting U.S. Senator is under fire after it was revealed that they recently made an unannounced visit[Click to Tate]
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Vatican Denies Barack Obama’s Request to Speak at Pope’s Funeral: “No Place for Politics”

Vatican Denies Barack Obama’s Request to Speak at Pope’s Funeral: “No Place for Politics”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what can only be described as a rare win for tradition, the Vatican has officially denied former President Barack Obama’s request to attend and speak at the upcoming funeral[Click to Tate]
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In Just Three Weeks, AOC and Bernie Spend $408 Million on Their “Fight Oligarchy” Tour

In Just Three Weeks, AOC and Bernie Spend $408 Million on Their “Fight Oligarchy” Tour

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
It’s been called inspiring. It’s been called revolutionary. But mostly, it’s being called insanely expensive. According to documents recently recovered from a Capitol Hill shred bin labeled “Nothing to see[Click to Tate]
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Megan Rapinoe Lasts One Whole Day at ESPN Before Being Fired for Being…Megan Rapinoe

Megan Rapinoe Lasts One Whole Day at ESPN Before Being Fired for Being…Megan Rapinoe

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
It was supposed to be a match made in progressive heaven: Megan Rapinoe, freshly retired soccer star and certified activist, joining the ranks of ESPN as a color commentator. Unfortunately,[Click to Tate]
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Vatican Politely Asks the Bidens Not to Attend Pope Francis’ Funeral: “His Holiness Didn’t Consider them Good Catholics”

Vatican Politely Asks the Bidens Not to Attend Pope Francis’ Funeral: “His Holiness Didn’t Consider them Good Catholics”

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In a move that stunned absolutely no one who's been paying attention, the Vatican has officially requested that President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden stay home during the[Click to Tate]
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Awkward: AOC’s Brother Busted on a Nike Racing Boat With $1.2 Million in Fentanyl

Awkward: AOC’s Brother Busted on a Nike Racing Boat With $1.2 Million in Fentanyl

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what can only be described as the worst product placement in Nike history since Colin Kaepernick’s “Just Kneel” campaign, a high-end racing yacht sponsored by the sneaker giant was[Click to Tate]
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Kid Rock Steps Up: “All the FEMA Funding is Going to Asheville, So I’m Sending Steak and Plywood to the Real Americans”

Kid Rock Steps Up: “All the FEMA Funding is Going to Asheville, So I’m Sending Steak and Plywood to the Real Americans”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
While President Trump continues to assure North Carolina storm survivors that the completely normal FEMA policy of only reimbursing emergency costs at 70% isn’t “political at all,” Kid Rock is[Click to Tate]
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DOGE: AOC Quietly Posted $250K Bond for Hunter Biden, Then Had Charges “Magically Disappear”

DOGE: AOC Quietly Posted $250K Bond for Hunter Biden, Then Had Charges “Magically Disappear”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning revelation that has left Republicans furious, Democrats confused, and normal people just kind of sighing, DOGE auditors uncovered a bombshell connection between Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and America’s[Click to Tate]
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