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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Largest Country Music Festival in the US Uninvites Jelly Roll: “Nobody Wants Him Here”

Largest Country Music Festival in the US Uninvites Jelly Roll: “Nobody Wants Him Here”

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The Hambriston Country Jamboree, widely regarded as the largest country music festival in the United States, has officially uninvited Jelly Roll from its upcoming lineup, with organizers stating that "nobody[Click to Tate]
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Jelly Roll Cancels Remaining 14 Dates of His Tour as Ticket Sales Crash

Jelly Roll Cancels Remaining 14 Dates of His Tour as Ticket Sales Crash

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Country-rap sensation Jelly Roll has abruptly canceled the remaining 14 dates of his "Beautifully Broken" tour, citing "unforeseen circumstances" after ticket sales plummeted in conservative markets. The move comes just[Click to Tate]
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Maria Bartiromo is the “Likely Choice” for Press Secretary Following Her Departure From Fox

Maria Bartiromo is the “Likely Choice” for Press Secretary Following Her Departure From Fox

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Veteran financial journalist Maria Bartiromo has emerged as the leading candidate to serve as White House Press Secretary, sources close to the transition team confirmed today. The move comes just[Click to Tate]
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Melania Trump Says They Paid $15,000 to Have the White House Residence “Cleaned and Fumigated” After the Obamas Moved Out

Melania Trump Says They Paid $15,000 to Have the White House Residence “Cleaned and Fumigated” After the Obamas Moved Out

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Former First Lady Melania Trump has revealed that the Trump family paid $15,000 out of their own pocket to have the White House residence "cleaned and fumigated" after the Obamas[Click to Tate]
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Tom Homan Says if Mamdani’s Wife Threatens Another ICE Agent: “I’ll Go to Her Mosque and Arrest Her Myself”

Tom Homan Says if Mamdani’s Wife Threatens Another ICE Agent: “I’ll Go to Her Mosque and Arrest Her Myself”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Former ICE Director Tom Homan has issued a startling ultimatum regarding Zohran Mamdani's wife, declaring that if she threatens another ICE agent, he will personally "go to her mosque and[Click to Tate]
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Georgia Legislature Files Impeachment Papers Against Fulton County DA Fani Willis for the Malicious Prosecution of President Trump

Georgia Legislature Files Impeachment Papers Against Fulton County DA Fani Willis for the Malicious Prosecution of President Trump

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The Georgia Legislature has filed formal impeachment papers against Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, accusing her of "malicious prosecution" in her election interference case against former President Donald Trump.[Click to Tate]
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Jasmine Crockett’s Younger Sister Mabel Charged with Threatening Governor Greg Abbott’s Life

Jasmine Crockett’s Younger Sister Mabel Charged with Threatening Governor Greg Abbott’s Life

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Texas authorities have charged Mabel Crockett, the younger sister of Representative Jasmine Crockett, with making terroristic threats against Governor Greg Abbott, according to documents filed in Travis County District Court.[Click to Tate]
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Federal Judge Rules: Bernie and AOC Must Repay the $30M in Taxpayer Funds They Blew on the “No Oligarchs” Tour

Federal Judge Rules: Bernie and AOC Must Repay the $30M in Taxpayer Funds They Blew on the “No Oligarchs” Tour

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
A federal judge has ruled that Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez must repay $30 million in taxpayer funds allegedly spent on their "No Oligarchs" speaking tour, marking a[Click to Tate]
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Mike Johnson Exposes Hakeem Jeffries for Expense Account Abuse: “He spends more than the next 10 Reps combined”

Mike Johnson Exposes Hakeem Jeffries for Expense Account Abuse: “He spends more than the next 10 Reps combined”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
House Speaker Mike Johnson has dropped a bombshell accusation against Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, claiming that Jeffries's expense account spending exceeds that of the next ten representatives combined. The allegation,[Click to Tate]
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Denzel Washington Clears the Air: “I Ripped Up My Democrat Party Card Years Ago”

Denzel Washington Clears the Air: “I Ripped Up My Democrat Party Card Years Ago”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Academy Award-winning actor Denzel Washington has finally addressed persistent rumors about his political affiliation, confirming in a candid statement that he "ripped up my Democrat Party card years ago." The[Click to Tate]
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