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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Elon Says He’ll Blockade DirecTV’s Satellites if They Don’t Reinstate Newsmax

Elon Says He’ll Blockade DirecTV’s Satellites if They Don’t Reinstate Newsmax

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo10 Comments
There won't be a DirecTV signal if they don't listen.
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Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Rodgers Sign On to Reboot “The Man Show”

Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Rodgers Sign On to Reboot “The Man Show”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAlpha Males with Croutons10 Comments
They're the perfect fit for a long-overdue project.
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Both Super Bowl Quarterbacks Say They Will Kneel for the National Anthem

Both Super Bowl Quarterbacks Say They Will Kneel for the National Anthem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisrespect for the Magic Freedom Song with Pickles
Looks like the time has come to boycott yet another big game.
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Scott Baio’s “Anti-Woke” Charles in Charge Reboot is a Go

Scott Baio’s “Anti-Woke” Charles in Charge Reboot is a Go

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaio with Shmuck Soup12 Comments
He's hitting the small screen again, this time with his daughter, Destiny.
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Whoopi Says She’ll Quit If “The View” Adds Roseanne Barr

Whoopi Says She’ll Quit If “The View” Adds Roseanne Barr

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions13 Comments
Roseanne already turned them down.
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Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”

Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions12 Comments
Roseanne is back.
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Police Union Expels LA Chief Who Banned the Thin Blue Line

Police Union Expels LA Chief Who Banned the Thin Blue Line

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inStuffed Pig with Thin Blue Sauce12 Comments
His publicity stunt just cost him a pension.
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Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman: “Time For a New Story”

Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman: “Time For a New Story”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions
Roseanne's return to the show changes everything.
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Whoopi and Joy Asked To Skip The Emmys: “Last Year Was a Disaster”

Whoopi and Joy Asked To Skip The Emmys: “Last Year Was a Disaster”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili
The awards committee doesn't want another scene.
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Tony Danza Files Suit Against Alyssa Milano for Ruining the “Who’s the Boss” Reboot

Tony Danza Files Suit Against Alyssa Milano for Ruining the “Who’s the Boss” Reboot

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa14 Comments
This was his big chance.
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