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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Roseanne Wins Big: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”

Roseanne Wins Big: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Roseanne Salad with Greek Dressing

They stole her show and sent her out to pasture, Now they're gonna pay.

DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”

DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The View with Sweet Thai Chili

Nobody wants them.

Kyle Rittenhouse Saves Two Lives – Mainstrem Media Silent

Kyle Rittenhouse Saves Two Lives – Mainstrem Media Silent

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Odd Hero Fetish with Spicy Brown Mustard, Weird Hero Fetish Satire20 Comments

They don't cover the good.

72 Percent of Kindergarten Teachers in New York are Certified in Critical Race Theory

72 Percent of Kindergarten Teachers in New York are Certified in Critical Race Theory

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Critical Race Mini Muffins10 Comments

ever wonder how a state can stay so blue in modern times?

Keanu Reeves Breaks His Silence: “I’m No Liberal”

Keanu Reeves Breaks His Silence: “I’m No Liberal”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Keanu with Maple Butter13 Comments

The man who showed Hollywood how to be a good person speaks out at last.

Big Mistake: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

Big Mistake: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Random Gossip with Bean Dip11 Comments

It seems Ms. Griffin hasn't learned her lesson.

“Final Ruling” – Academy Votes to Expel Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, 3 Others

“Final Ruling” – Academy Votes to Expel Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, 3 Others

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Academy of Satire

The Academy will no longer sup[port extremism from any political point of view.

Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Everyone Loves Keanu12 Comments

The mega-star will earn close to $35 million for his troubles.

Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Carano with Cream Sauce

Finally, some justice is served.

Conan O’Brien Admits He Bumped Alyssa Milano At Least a Dozen Times: “All She Does is Cry”

Conan O’Brien Admits He Bumped Alyssa Milano At Least a Dozen Times: “All She Does is Cry”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot 38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa12 Comments

'She managed to get on twice and both times it was a nightmare.'