Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t just a bartender. Her professional resume lists her as an “Educational Consultant.” During her time at Boston College, she ran a tutoring service with friends that was so popular, that she continued it back home in New York. Ten years later, she runs what investigators now think may be the largest escort ring the city has ever seen.
Her website lists the girls as “some of the finest professionals available at prices any college student can afford.” Investigators worry that she’s marketing the girls to vulnerable college students.
They’re also apparently very well trained. The investigation sent 14 different men with listening devices to try to catch the girls offering sexual acts, but the most they got was an A in science. The girls somehow just knew. Each of the men was asked, “will I be seeing you again, officer?” before they left. The NYPD suspects they have a mole in the department.
Ocasio-Cortez, of course, says she has nothing to do with any escort service and that she’s “quite frankly tired of you guys making shit up. Get a life.” She doesn’t understand the disclaimers either. Whatever.
It’s not going to be easy to catch her unless they figure out where the leak is coming from. Sources inside the department say they believe it’s coming from the vice department, or possibly narcotics. Or both. Internal affairs is investigating whether or not the girl in the featured image is actually involved, or if she’s just a model, and whether or not she’s available for a lesson next Wednesday at 8.
~God Bless America.
