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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Mutilated Corpse Found at Pelosi Summer Estate

Mutilated Corpse Found at Pelosi Summer Estate

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire, Silly Tater Satire
He was long thought of as Pelosi’s enforcer, her henchman.
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AOC to Star in Revamp of ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’

AOC to Star in Revamp of ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAOC Satire Tending Your Bar, Silly Tater Satire
Producers also considered Meryl Streep, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen DeGeneres for the role.
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Pelosi Overheard Predicting ‘Melania Will Divorce Trump After He Loses in November’

Pelosi Overheard Predicting ‘Melania Will Divorce Trump After He Loses in November’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDemocrats Satirically Offending
Melania has hired a high-powered divorce attorney to fleece President Trump as soon as his loss is official. 
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AOC Calls for Arrest of Rudy Guliani

AOC Calls for Arrest of Rudy Guliani

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAOC Satire Tending Your Bar
Giuliani's recent scandalous behavior is a crime, she insists.
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Hanes Overwhelmed With Orders for Biden T-Shirts

Hanes Overwhelmed With Orders for Biden T-Shirts

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
After the debate, demands for Biden products have soared.
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Obama and Osama Seen Fishing Together in Hawaii

Obama and Osama Seen Fishing Together in Hawaii

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inObama Fan Fiction, Silly Tater Satire
Who are they fooling?
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DHS Reports Record Number of Amnesty Applications

DHS Reports Record Number of Amnesty Applications

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Biden's presidency will be historically diverse, it seems.
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Squad Demands U.S. Pay Retribution to Bin Laden Family

Squad Demands U.S. Pay Retribution to Bin Laden Family

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Not our tax money!
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Radical Left Bans Fried Chicken in Harlem Calling It ‘Racist and Murder’

Radical Left Bans Fried Chicken in Harlem Calling It ‘Racist and Murder’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Democrats Who Don't Exist In Nature
If you eat chicken, you're either racist or you don't care about chickens.
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Biden Says He ‘Loves Children More Than Mr. Rogers’

Biden Says He ‘Loves Children More Than Mr. Rogers’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
"I can reach out to children from my basement!"
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