Whoopi Goldberg has been many things throughout her career.  Horse caregiver.  Space bartender.  Psychic ghost-conductor who ends up screaming and running around a lot with her arms flailing.  Wacky nun.

Now, however, comes the time for her most challenging role yet : the bebraided entertainer has been tapped for the lead role in HBO’s upcoming drama series The Granny Tranny Nanny, on Saturday nights at ten p.m.  The series will co-star Sopranoes actor Joe “Medium Pussy” Barron and British thespian Idris Elba as a bean bag chair.  That guy can play anything.

Goldberg is not actually transgenedered.  Let’s make that perfectly clear.  This article is about a ROLE that she’s not even playing, since this is a satirical page.  I suspect it won’t matter to the bulbous empty-headed potatriot crowd, who will simply read the headline and begin foaming at the dick.

Goldberg is a favorite target of the Trump cult since she has a successful daytime talk show that, despite other of our articles to the contrary, is a cash cow, and is black.  Trump’s racist contingent is always standing up and standing by.

At any rate, let’s take a guess at the so-called “hilarious” comments that are sure to follow.

“Of course she is she’s a democrat!”

“Get her off the air.”

And of course, don’t forget: “Lets go Brandon!”  There’s always one dumb shitprick who just got out of his ESL class at the Y.

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