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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy Doesn’t Have the Votes for Speaker

BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy Doesn’t Have the Votes for Speaker

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inMcCarthy Has Always Been a Dumb Name14 Comments
McCarthy might be out.
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Kevin McCarthy Says Pelosi Won’t Be Allowed In The Building

Kevin McCarthy Says Pelosi Won’t Be Allowed In The Building

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized14 Comments
Congress is gonna be so much better now.
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Locked Out: Twitter Employees File a Restraining Order Against “Abusive” Elon Musk

Locked Out: Twitter Employees File a Restraining Order Against “Abusive” Elon Musk

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo15 Comments
Musk is temporarily restrained from his own building.
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Lauren Boebert Will Lead The Committee To Investigate Pelosi’s Drinking

Lauren Boebert Will Lead The Committee To Investigate Pelosi’s Drinking

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBoBo Want Shiny Baloon
She's been kept down by a bigoted system for too long.
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DeSantis Backs Out: “I’m Not Challenging Donald Trump”

DeSantis Backs Out: “I’m Not Challenging Donald Trump”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized13 Comments
The Governor isn't a foolish man.
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Pelosi Will Resign

Pelosi Will Resign

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
The news is true.
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Speaker McCarthy Orders 150-Year-Old “In God We Trust” Sign Returned to the House Chamber Doors

Speaker McCarthy Orders 150-Year-Old “In God We Trust” Sign Returned to the House Chamber Doors

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inMcCarthy Salad with Vinagrette9 Comments
Pelosi had the historic sign removed in 2018.
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Kevin McCarthy Issues First Rule Change and Democrats Lose Their Minds

Kevin McCarthy Issues First Rule Change and Democrats Lose Their Minds

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSpeaker Soup with Scrambled Word Salad8 Comments
The new speaker isn't wasting time.
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Kyle Rittenhouse Named Trump’s New “Conservative Youth Consultant”

Kyle Rittenhouse Named Trump’s New “Conservative Youth Consultant”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHero Fetish Sandwiches with Pickle Chips15 Comments
A sweet gig for a very successful young man
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Trump 2024 Breaks All-Time Fundraising Record In Under 30 Hours

Trump 2024 Breaks All-Time Fundraising Record In Under 30 Hours

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTrump With Salty Butter
What an impressive man.
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