Kyle Rittenhouse Named Trump’s New “Conservative Youth Consultant”

Kyle Rittenhouse has had a busy year or two since a jury found that he’s not a murderer but rather a 2nd-amendment rights advocate. A couple of lawsuits later and the youngster found himself staring down not only fame but millions in fortune. Now, his success story moves to the Trump jetliner, where he’ll spend the next two years as the candidate’s “Conservative Youth Consultant.”

The campaign hasn’t made an official announcement but it does acknowledge that Rittenhouse is currently on the payroll. He’s earning upwards of $600K per year for his duties as a consultant and his division has discretion over approximately $30 million in campaign funds.

All-in-all, it seems young Kyle Rittenhouse has done it again. Just last week he took to Twitter to talk about the misinformation campaign against him by “Leftist agents,” who turned out to be liberal trolls writing clearly-labeled satire.

“I haven’t won millions,” said an imposter troll claiming to be Kyle, “please donate to my fundraiser so I don’t actually have to pay these people half of my earnings for life when they sue me.”

The entire display was somewhat shameful, but the real Kyle Rittenhouse, a man’s man who isn’t afraid of a little public ribbing at his expense, would never do such a thing.