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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
DOGE Investigation Uncovers “Essential Programs” That Are Anything But Essential

DOGE Investigation Uncovers “Essential Programs” That Are Anything But Essential

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
The Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) continues its crusade against wasteful spending this week by uncovering what some might call “questionably essential” federal programs—though supporters insist they’re “foundational to the[Click to Tate]
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DC Court of Appeals Vacates Fauci’s Autopen Pardon: “The Founders Never Intended Forgiveness by Robot Pen”

DC Court of Appeals Vacates Fauci’s Autopen Pardon: “The Founders Never Intended Forgiveness by Robot Pen”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning ruling that has already sparked multiple think pieces, a protest parade of inflatable syringes, and at least one Joe Rogan monologue, the DC Court of Appeals has[Click to Tate]
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The 11th Circuit has Ruled Michael Byrd’s Pardon Unconstitutional: “He Hasn’t Been Charged with a Crime”

The 11th Circuit has Ruled Michael Byrd’s Pardon Unconstitutional: “He Hasn’t Been Charged with a Crime”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the judicial equivalent of a shrug,” the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has officially nullified the preemptive pardon of Capitol Police Officer[Click to Tate]
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“Classified” Door Logs Show that Sleepy Joe Was In the Oval Office a Total of Six Hours in His Last Six Months as President

“Classified” Door Logs Show that Sleepy Joe Was In the Oval Office a Total of Six Hours in His Last Six Months as President

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
A new report, allegedly compiled by anonymous security officials with access to the West Wing’s “Super-Confidential Deluxe” clearance level, reveals that President Joe Biden spent a grand total of six[Click to Tate]
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Whoopi Goldberg’s $3 Million Federal Grant for “Promoting Diversity” Has Been Canceled

Whoopi Goldberg’s $3 Million Federal Grant for “Promoting Diversity” Has Been Canceled

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In yet another stunning example of government waste finally getting the attention it deserves, the Department of Oversight of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has officially canceled a $3 million federal grant[Click to Tate]
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The Obamas Billed the Federal Government More Than $30 Million During Sleepy Joe’s Term

The Obamas Billed the Federal Government More Than $30 Million During Sleepy Joe’s Term

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
According to a stack of paperwork no one is allowed to see, the Obamas managed to bill the federal government more than $30 million between 2021 and 2025 while Joe[Click to Tate]
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Confirmed: George Soros Paid More than $100 Million To Stage 18 “Protests”

Confirmed: George Soros Paid More than $100 Million To Stage 18 “Protests”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one can confirm but everyone should believe anyway, sources close to absolutely nothing have confirmed that George Soros personally shelled out more than[Click to Tate]
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New Evidence Shows Hillary Clinton Knew About Benghazi At Least THREE WEEKS Before it Happened

New Evidence Shows Hillary Clinton Knew About Benghazi At Least THREE WEEKS Before it Happened

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what some are calling the most shocking political revelation since Joe Biden forgot where he parked the Air Force One golf cart, new “evidence” has emerged that proves—without a[Click to Tate]
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Pam Bondi Opens Seven Investigations Into Congressional Fraud Based on DOGE’s Reports

Pam Bondi Opens Seven Investigations Into Congressional Fraud Based on DOGE’s Reports

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Attorney General Pam Bondi isn’t playing around anymore. In a surprise announcement made while holding a Chihuahua and sipping Diet Coke from a MAGA-branded thermos, Bondi declared that she’s opening[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Freezes Over $100 Million in Questionable Grants and Expense Accounts from Members of Congress

DOGE Freezes Over $100 Million in Questionable Grants and Expense Accounts from Members of Congress

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a move that has Capitol Hill buzzing louder than a malfunctioning Tesla on autopilot, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), under the watchful eye of Elon Musk and the[Click to Tate]
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