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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Gordon Ramsay Resigns as a Spokesperson for Tyson Foods: “I’m Not Going Down With That Sinking Ship”

Gordon Ramsay Resigns as a Spokesperson for Tyson Foods: “I’m Not Going Down With That Sinking Ship”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Tyson Foods

Ramsay used to stand by their products. Now he won't even look at them.

Planet Fitness Doubles Down On Its Bad Ideas, Hires Lia Thomas as a Paid Spokesperson

Planet Fitness Doubles Down On Its Bad Ideas, Hires Lia Thomas as a Paid Spokesperson

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Lia Thomas, Punishing Planet Fitness

Thomas will be the perfect voice for the tiny percentage of the population still willing to go to Planet Fitness.

School Systems in 16 States Discontinue Tyson Food Products: “They’re on the Wrong Side of History”

School Systems in 16 States Discontinue Tyson Food Products: “They’re on the Wrong Side of History”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Tyson Foods

Tyson is destroying itself and there doesn't seem to be any way to stop it.

Sylvester Stallone Resigns as a Spokesperson for Planet Fitness: We Have Different Values”

Sylvester Stallone Resigns as a Spokesperson for Planet Fitness: We Have Different Values”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Planet Fitness

Sly doesn't need some woke company ruining his reputation.

Economists Say Planet Fitness May Have Made a Fatal Flaw: “We Give Them Less Than a Year”

Economists Say Planet Fitness May Have Made a Fatal Flaw: “We Give Them Less Than a Year”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness seems to have forgotten what country it's in.

Michael Jordan Ends 15 Year Relationship With Planet Fitness: “I Want Nothing to Do With Any of That”

Michael Jordan Ends 15 Year Relationship With Planet Fitness: “I Want Nothing to Do With Any of That”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Planet Fitness

Jordan says his values no longer align with the fitness giant.

Planet Fitness’ Largest Competitor Has Gained 350K New Members: “We’re Giving Their Members a Free Year”

Planet Fitness’ Largest Competitor Has Gained 350K New Members: “We’re Giving Their Members a Free Year”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Planet Fitness

"We didn't even have to try."

Tyson Orders 150 Million “High Protein” Cockroaches and Grubs for its “Insect Products Division”

Tyson Orders 150 Million “High Protein” Cockroaches and Grubs for its “Insect Products Division”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Tyson

They must be looking to be the next Bud Light.

Reba McEntire Says She Won’t Do Shows with Garth Brooks: “His Fans Are All City Folk with Rainbow Hair”

Reba McEntire Says She Won’t Do Shows with Garth Brooks: “His Fans Are All City Folk with Rainbow Hair”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks

Reba has had it with the woke crowd.

Kevin Costner Refused to be on the Same Stage with Whoopi Goldberg at the Oscars

Kevin Costner Refused to be on the Same Stage with Whoopi Goldberg at the Oscars

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Whoopi Goldberg

He had a really good reason.