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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
President Trump to Award Elon Musk the Prestigious Knight’s Cross at The Kennedy Center Honors

President Trump to Award Elon Musk the Prestigious Knight’s Cross at The Kennedy Center Honors

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In a move that has left both political analysts and late-night comedians scrambling for material, President Donald Trump announced that he will personally bestow the prestigious Knight's Cross upon tech[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk is Throwing a $5 Million “Welcome Home” Party for the Rescued Astronauts

Elon Musk is Throwing a $5 Million “Welcome Home” Party for the Rescued Astronauts

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
After a harrowing return to Earth, the astronauts rescued from their stranded spacecraft will be greeted not with medals or government honors, but with the most extravagant billionaire-funded celebration in[Click to Tate]
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Hillary Clinton Still Has the Hard Drive to Her Email Server: Bombshell New Book

Hillary Clinton Still Has the Hard Drive to Her Email Server: Bombshell New Book

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a revelation that has sent conspiracy theorists into a celebratory tailspin, a new bombshell book claims that Hillary Clinton never actually destroyed the infamous hard drive from her private[Click to Tate]
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NASCAR Lifts Ban on Confederate Flag: “Our Drivers and Fans Have a 1st Amendment Right to Their Heritage”

NASCAR Lifts Ban on Confederate Flag: “Our Drivers and Fans Have a 1st Amendment Right to Their Heritage”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a move that has ignited both celebration and outrage, NASCAR has officially lifted its restriction on the display of the Confederate flag at races, citing a renewed commitment to[Click to Tate]
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Target Declares It Will Never Promote “Pride” Again: “The American People Have Spoken”

Target Declares It Will Never Promote “Pride” Again: “The American People Have Spoken”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning announcement that has sent shockwaves through both corporate America and social advocacy groups, Target CEO Joe Barron declared that the retail giant will no longer promote LGBTQ+[Click to Tate]
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Oliver Anthony to Open The Kennedy Center’s Summer Series with a Tribute to Americana

Oliver Anthony to Open The Kennedy Center’s Summer Series with a Tribute to Americana

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what experts are calling “a bold new direction” for America’s most prestigious performing arts venue, the Kennedy Center has announced that viral sensation Oliver Anthony will open its Summer[Click to Tate]
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Trump Calls for End to Property Taxes for Seniors: “They’ve Paid Their Dues, So Let’s Leave Them Alone”

Trump Calls for End to Property Taxes for Seniors: “They’ve Paid Their Dues, So Let’s Leave Them Alone”

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In a bold new policy proposal that has sent shockwaves through both political parties, former President Donald J. Trump has called for the elimination of property taxes for America’s seniors,[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk Generously Covers Rescued Astronauts’ Salaries for a Year: “They Deserve an Extended Vacation”

Elon Musk Generously Covers Rescued Astronauts’ Salaries for a Year: “They Deserve an Extended Vacation”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
After the harrowing rescue of four astronauts stranded in orbit due to what NASA diplomatically referred to as a “totally unforeseeable SpaceX software hiccup,” Elon Musk has stepped forward with[Click to Tate]
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Liberals Seem to Forget That Biden Rescinded Three of Trump’s Pardons

Liberals Seem to Forget That Biden Rescinded Three of Trump’s Pardons

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
While liberals are quick to defend President Joe Biden’s policies, they seem to have selective amnesia when it comes to one of his most decisive acts of justice—rescinding three of[Click to Tate]
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Fact-Check: TRUE – Presidents Can Issue AND Rescind Pardons “At Their Discretion”

Fact-Check: TRUE – Presidents Can Issue AND Rescind Pardons “At Their Discretion”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
A recent claim circulating on social media asserts that the President of the United States has the authority to both issue and rescind pardons at their discretion. The claim, shared[Click to Tate]
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