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Planet Fitness Doubles Down On Its Bad Ideas, Hires Lia Thomas as a Paid Spokesperson

Planet Fitness Doubles Down On Its Bad Ideas, Hires Lia Thomas as a Paid Spokesperson

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Lia Thomas, Punishing Planet Fitness

Thomas will be the perfect voice for the tiny percentage of the population still willing to go to Planet Fitness.

Sylvester Stallone Resigns as a Spokesperson for Planet Fitness: We Have Different Values”

Sylvester Stallone Resigns as a Spokesperson for Planet Fitness: We Have Different Values”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Planet Fitness

Sly doesn't need some woke company ruining his reputation.

Economists Say Planet Fitness May Have Made a Fatal Flaw: “We Give Them Less Than a Year”

Economists Say Planet Fitness May Have Made a Fatal Flaw: “We Give Them Less Than a Year”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness seems to have forgotten what country it's in.

Michael Jordan Ends 15 Year Relationship With Planet Fitness: “I Want Nothing to Do With Any of That”

Michael Jordan Ends 15 Year Relationship With Planet Fitness: “I Want Nothing to Do With Any of That”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Planet Fitness

Jordan says his values no longer align with the fitness giant.

Planet Fitness’ Largest Competitor Has Gained 350K New Members: “We’re Giving Their Members a Free Year”

Planet Fitness’ Largest Competitor Has Gained 350K New Members: “We’re Giving Their Members a Free Year”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Planet Fitness

"We didn't even have to try."

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