Gordon Ramsay loves using fresh ingredients. When those aren’t available, however, he has a very select list of companies he’ll vouch for. That list included Tyson Foods…until just recently.
“I’m not going down with that sinking ship,” said Ramsay, “I don’t care how much the kids love those Dino Nuggets.”
Even in fine dining establishments, Tyson Crispy Strips and Dino Nuggets are rated top favorites for kids’ meals. “You can’t beat the price, and the quality is spot on,” said Ramsay.
Ramsay says he’s not really interested in the arguments surrounding the Tyson boycott, anly that he doesn’t want to be involved. “That’s not my fight, whatever it is,” he said, “If you ask me the whole thing is bollox.”
Tyson shot itself in the foot when the company revealed its secret recruiting methods. “We hire migrant workers to do the low-wage, labor-intensive jobs Americans wouldn’t do for twice the money,” said Tyson CEO Joe Barron, “And yes, we are planning on investing in insect proteins to feed the animals because it will be cost effective and lower the carbon footprint of chicken farming.”
Those bastards. They have no right to do those things that might enrich some immigrant or refugee lives and help the environment while at the same time ensuring a lower production cost that keeps the price of poultry at the supermarket the lowest of all the meats.
Something has to be done about that. And run-on sentences. God bless America.
