AI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff

In what is shaping up to be the biggest misuse of taxpayer dollars since the government decided to investigate whether shrimp could run on tiny treadmills, Elon Musk’s Department of[Click to Tate]

  Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is in hot water after a shocking revelation that she has allegedly been collecting $2,600 a month in Social Security payments for her late grandmother, who[Click to Tate]

  In yet another case of Earth-73 proving itself the most ridiculous of all possible dimensions, the entire University of Maine’s women’s field hockey team has reportedly threatened to quit[Click to Tate]

  It was only a matter of time before the financial geniuses over at DOGE uncovered something big, and this time, they’ve outdone themselves. According to sources that definitely aren’t[Click to Tate]

Another day, another bombshell investigation from Elon Musk’s DOGE—and by “bombshell,” we mean another embarrassing blunder that should probably result in DOGE employees retaking third-grade math. This time, the target[Click to Tate]

Recent claims circulating in the mainstream media suggest that President Donald J. Trump’s golf outings cost American taxpayers millions of dollars. However, upon closer examination, this accusation appears to be[Click to Tate]

Some people take a weekend road trip. Others splurge on an all-inclusive cruise. But when you’re Ashley Biden, daughter of America’s most forgettable former president, you vacation like an elite—on[Click to Tate]

  In a shocking revelation that has left absolutely no one surprised, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is facing scrutiny over her family’s alleged 14.5-year “oversight” of depositing her deceased grandmother’s Social[Click to Tate]

As if that family needs any more confusion.

Tim Walz messed with the wrong billionaire.