Recent claims circulating in the mainstream media suggest that President Donald J. Trump’s golf outings cost American taxpayers millions of dollars. However, upon closer examination, this accusation appears to be completely false. The reality is that Trump personally covers the costs of his golfing trips, ensuring that hardworking Americans are not burdened by his time on the green.

According to sources within Trump’s inner circle, the former and soon-to-be future President is a man of the people, and that extends to his finances. “President Trump is a businessman,” said White House spokesperson Joe Barron, “He understands how money works. If he wants to golf, he pays for it—unlike certain other past presidents who used Air Force One like an Uber.”

Sounds responsible, right? Well, here’s where things get interesting.

The Truth: It Costs Taxpayers Tens of Millions, and Trump Covers… the Green Fees

Yes, Trump does pay his own golf costs—if you count “costs” as the green fees at his own course, which are waived because, well, he owns the place. That means, technically, he does pay for his golf rounds—by playing for free.

Meanwhile, the rest of the expenses—Secret Service, Air Force One flights, accommodations for staff, and security details—fall squarely on the shoulders of the American taxpayer.

Government reports estimate that Trump’s golfing excursions have racked up well over $150 million in public expenses—which includes costs for Secret Service golf cart rentals, because for some reason, they aren’t comped at Trump’s resorts.

The Breakdown: A Hole-in-One for Trump’s Wallet

Here’s how a typical Trump golf trip shakes out:

  • Air Force One Flight to a Trump-Owned Course – $600,000
  • Secret Service Protection for the Trip – $1,000,000
  • Security and Staffing at the Resort – $500,000
  • Golf Cart Rentals for Secret Service – $17,000 (because, again, Trump makes them pay for carts)
  • Trump’s Out-of-Pocket Costs – $0.00 (since he owns the course)

And yet, when asked about the cost of his golf outings, Trump has a consistent response:

“I pay for it myself. Totally. Completely. Nobody pays but me.”

Technically true—if by “pay” he means “not pay at all.”

Media Cover-Up?

Despite these facts, certain right-wing outlets continue to push the ridiculous idea that Trump is some kind of fiscally responsible golfer, while simultaneously painting other presidents as reckless spenders. When Obama played golf, it was an extravagant misuse of taxpayer funds—when Trump does it, it’s an act of financial genius.

But don’t worry, folks—he covers the cost. Just not with his own money.

God Bless America.