Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

In a courtroom nobody asked for and under a statute nobody’s sure exists, a federal magistrate has officially approved Elon Musk’s $100 million defamation lawsuit against Minnesota Governor Tim Walz[Click to Tate]

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has officially resigned in what is being described by absolutely no one as “the most shocking political downfall since Joe Barron’s brief run for[Click to Tate]

  Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi is making headlines once again this week with what she’s calling “a major international breakthrough in the war on fraud.” According to Bondi,[Click to Tate]

  Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has officially greenlit the very first step in a bold, sweeping, historic, and completely noncommittal effort to maybe, possibly, one day, if the[Click to Tate]

  In what legal scholars are calling “both historic and possibly made up,” over 600 federal judges have reportedly signed a secret petition to impeach Chief Justice John Roberts. The[Click to Tate]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s family is once again in the spotlight, and not for winning any "Most Humble Public Servant" awards. According to a viral Facebook post from someone named Carol who[Click to Tate]

In what the administration is calling a “bold return to American values,” President Donald J. Trump has officially signed an executive order redirecting all federal funds previously allocated to LGBTQ+[Click to Tate]

In what President Trump has declared “the single greatest diplomatic triumph since he personally ended World War II,” the nation of South Korea has reportedly rescinded a 30 percent tariff[Click to Tate]

In what some in the sports world are calling “an inspiring stand for fairness” and others are calling “Tuesday,” seven female athletes from across the country have forfeited their respective[Click to Tate]

The Minnesota Immigration Task Force—also known as “that one guy at the DMV who likes to file complaints”—has officially launched an investigation into Representative Ilhan Omar’s family. According to an[Click to Tate]