Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

In what’s being described as “a victory for accountability” by absolutely no one outside Elon Musk’s underground tax-evading think tank, DOGE (Department of Governmental Examination), a recent audit uncovered $8.3[Click to Tate]

According to a recently uncovered Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed by someone calling himself “Art Tubolls, Esq.” (no known relation to the legal profession), there is documented evidence[Click to Tate]

According to highly classified reports leaked to a guy who overheard a couple of TSA agents talking at the Cincinnati Chili Express in Terminal B, two of Kash Patel’s top[Click to Tate]

The Washington, D.C. Medical Examiner’s Office quietly updated the official cause of death for January 6th rioter Ashli Babbitt from “gunshot wound to the shoulder” to “intentional homicide,” adding a[Click to Tate]

In what might be the most shocking entertainment news since Joy Behar forgot what year it was on live television, The View is reportedly moving forward without Whoopi Goldberg this[Click to Tate]

In what’s being called a “groundbreaking moment for inclusivity,” the Maine State Athletic Board has unanimously approved the formation of what it believes to be the state's first all-transgender high[Click to Tate]

Justice Amy Coney Barrett may want to put that gavel on pause and buckle her judicial seatbelt, because according to a new press release that was definitely formatted in Comic[Click to Tate]

Barack Obama reportedly billed the Biden administration more than $18 million over four years for what official records describe as “consulting services.” Conservatives, who had no issue when the Trump[Click to Tate]

In a twist that has local parents both gasping and gossiping over their gluten-free lattes, self-proclaimed "election integrity activist" Stacy Davis has been indicted for allegedly rigging the Pleasantville Elementary[Click to Tate]

  Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is in hot water again, and this time it has nothing to do with Twitter tantrums, dancing on rooftops, or pretending to be a bartender to[Click to Tate]