AI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff

According to former Florida Attorney General and part-time Mar-a-Lago karaoke host Pam Bondi, Special Counsel Jack Smith’s days of operating “like a deep-state ninja in a Justice Department hoodie” may[Click to Tate]

According to a press release posted on a bulletin board behind the Dunkin’ Donuts across from the Capitol, the Department of Government Ethics (DOGE) has uncovered more than $100 million[Click to Tate]

In what experts are calling the boldest example of "Oops, our bad" in American fiscal history, the Biden Administration has reportedly misplaced 16 solid gold bricks worth more than $30[Click to Tate]

Chelsea Clinton, the former First Daughter turned professional Foundation Haver, is facing a bit of a hiccup in her normally smooth public service grift parade: she's been charged with tax[Click to Tate]

In what accountants are calling “a creative interpretation of philanthropy,” Whoopi Goldberg is reportedly in hot water with the Internal Revenue Service after a surprise audit revealed a troubling pattern[Click to Tate]

In a move that shocked absolutely no one but still managed to feel illegal, the Trump Pre-Administration has officially banned both CNN and MSNBC from attending any and all White[Click to Tate]

In a bold move that has already sparked celebration at truck stops across Alabama and several diners in Kentucky, former President Donald Trump has signed an executive order mandating drug[Click to Tate]

The Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) continues its crusade against wasteful spending this week by uncovering what some might call “questionably essential” federal programs—though supporters insist they’re “foundational to the[Click to Tate]

In a stunning ruling that has already sparked multiple think pieces, a protest parade of inflatable syringes, and at least one Joe Rogan monologue, the DC Court of Appeals has[Click to Tate]

In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the judicial equivalent of a shrug,” the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has officially nullified the preemptive pardon of Capitol Police Officer[Click to Tate]