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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
IRS Orders 160 Armored Vehicles and 6000 Tactical Vests

IRS Orders 160 Armored Vehicles and 6000 Tactical Vests

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inIRS With Armored Garlic Butter16 Comments
What the heck are they doing?
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AOC’s Net Worth Grew by $23 Million in Four Years

AOC’s Net Worth Grew by $23 Million in Four Years

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Tax the rich? Maybe we should tax her.
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Michael Jordan Rips Up His Democrat Party Card: ‘I Just Can’t Do It Anymore’

Michael Jordan Rips Up His Democrat Party Card: ‘I Just Can’t Do It Anymore’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized16 Comments
Michael Jordan has been moving to the right for years. During his years as a basketball player from North Carolina playing in Chicago, it was easier for Jordan to embrace[Click to Tate]
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Clinton Foundation Cargo Ship Seized in Rwanda Carrying “Human Cargo”

Clinton Foundation Cargo Ship Seized in Rwanda Carrying “Human Cargo”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inClinton Froyo with Sugar-Free Sprinkles11 Comments
The Clinton Foundation Cargo Ship "Chelsea" was seized by officials in the Rwandan port city of Joebarron, allegedly carrying "human cargo." According to reports from the harbormaster's public log, The[Click to Tate]
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Biden’s Cabinet Has Met Four Seperate Times to Discuss the 25th Amendment

Biden’s Cabinet Has Met Four Seperate Times to Discuss the 25th Amendment

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden with Jalapenos7 Comments
Reports say they came really close more than once.
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Baby Daddy in Pregnant 10-Year Old Case – ‘No Abortion’

Baby Daddy in Pregnant 10-Year Old Case – ‘No Abortion’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPort-Chocking Satire with Clam Sauce
He's referring to his rights under new laws.
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Biden’s New Tax Will Raise Gas Prices 18%

Biden’s New Tax Will Raise Gas Prices 18%

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce
This seems like some bad timing.
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Disney Announces New “Gender Discovery” Program at the Magic Kingdom

Disney Announces New “Gender Discovery” Program at the Magic Kingdom

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Disney is proud to present its "Gender Discovery Program" to the Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida. According to an internal memo obtained by this reporter, the program will feature iconic[Click to Tate]
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RNC Charges Liz Cheney with Dereliction of Duty, Pulls All Funding

RNC Charges Liz Cheney with Dereliction of Duty, Pulls All Funding

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Satire
Her career is officially over.
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California Bill Calls For Mandatory Abortions for Pregnant Minors

California Bill Calls For Mandatory Abortions for Pregnant Minors

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Can this really be happening? Can't someone do something?
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