The Clinton Foundation Cargo Ship “Chelsea” was seized by officials in the Rwandan port city of Joebarron, allegedly carrying “human cargo.” According to reports from the harbormaster’s public log, The Chelsea was docked for three days, and in that time no containers were loaded or unloaded.

Numerous trucks were seen coming and going, however, sparking concerns about drug smuggling operations. When state officials arrived, they found something much, much worse. Several of the containers were “little apartments” occupied by young women “selling their wares.”

On further inspection, authorities discovered that prostitution was just the beginning. On the lower decks, human organs were on display like phones at an Apple Store. Prospective buyers could view new lungs, hearts, kidneys, livers, and more by blood type. A few simple tests and half a million dollars and anyone can live forever.

The medical deck was the worst. Women from the prostitution deck would rotate out to medical when they became pregnant so the fetus could be developed and fattened up for organ and stem cell harvesting. Some of the women were in their late third and even early 4th trimesters.

The captain of the ship was remanded to custody and will likely never see the light of day again. As willing participants, the prostitutes will all share murder charges for their numerous admitted abortions, which are illegal in Rwanda since missionaries taught them all about Jesus.

The Clintons deny any knowledge of where their fleet is or what it’s doing and gave Interpol the Captain’s Agreement to the vessel, stating that aside from providing the ship and sharing the profits from its legal enterprises, all other activity lands on his shoulders.

Isn’t that convenient? And the Clinton Crime Syndicate goes on.


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