Well, it’s a new month and it’s time for new taxes, which is a saying in liberal Democratic circles, and it’s a saying that President Joe Biden is taking to heart.
Seizing on the opportunity of lowering unemployment and masked by the continuous increase of inflation, the Biden administration has chosen now to begin taxing everything from pistol and rifle ammunition to DVD copies of the hit movie “Speed 2”.
But the most insidious part of the tax bundle is part X-51. That’s the part where any solution termed as a “motor car fuel” will have a tax subsidy of at least 15 to 18 percent added on at time of purchase. Federal Big Terms Explainer Joe Barron explained.
“This tax is absolutely necessary in terms of mental health of the citizens. That’s all we hear when someone goes apeshit and starts shooting, right? Well, it’s time to do something about it.”
“The ‘Fixing The Old Noggin’ tax, which is what it’s been labeled, will go to special Obamacare mental health guidelines to pay for treatment of the mentally nutty-pants-ed. Shooters. Trump crazies. The Q crowd. Anyone who’s a can short of a six pack.”
The tax is scheduled to take effect in the middle of August which is when your mother is due for her stomach stapling surgery.
