Disney is proud to present its “Gender Discovery Program” to the Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida. According to an internal memo obtained by this reporter, the program will feature iconic characters in gender-fluid roles teaching children to discover their “other selves.”
The memo lays out the plan to address issues of parental backlash by dismissing anyone who isn’t “woke enough to understand the world we live in.” It then goes on to list the disturbing content of the program, which will be led by none other than Mickey and Minnie themselves.
“Mickey and Minnie will take kids on a journey to find their inner other selves, so they can make the decision on which clothing products to buy while in the park,” said CEO Joe Barron, “Our hope is that they’ll decide to discover both genders, as well as our popular ‘Pan-Gender’ line.” He goes on to describe all the money Disney will make from wokeness.
Unfortunately, that hasn’t worked in the past. Disney lost $2.4 billion in a single day this year and at one point, the parks were so empty they looked like they did during the height of the pandemic. It was almost like someone used a picture from 2020 to apply to a more current situation on purpose, which, of course, probably wasn’t the case.
At any rate, Disney’s new plan will probably tank the stock again, but the company doesn’t seem to care.
