Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Attorney General Pam Bondi isn’t playing around anymore. In a surprise announcement made while holding a Chihuahua and sipping Diet Coke from a MAGA-branded thermos, Bondi declared that she’s opening[Click to Tate]

In a move that has Capitol Hill buzzing louder than a malfunctioning Tesla on autopilot, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), under the watchful eye of Elon Musk and the[Click to Tate]

In what’s being described as “a victory for accountability” by absolutely no one outside Elon Musk’s underground tax-evading think tank, DOGE (Department of Governmental Examination), a recent audit uncovered $8.3[Click to Tate]

According to a recently uncovered Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed by someone calling himself “Art Tubolls, Esq.” (no known relation to the legal profession), there is documented evidence[Click to Tate]

According to highly classified reports leaked to a guy who overheard a couple of TSA agents talking at the Cincinnati Chili Express in Terminal B, two of Kash Patel’s top[Click to Tate]

The Washington, D.C. Medical Examiner’s Office quietly updated the official cause of death for January 6th rioter Ashli Babbitt from “gunshot wound to the shoulder” to “intentional homicide,” adding a[Click to Tate]

In what might be the most shocking entertainment news since Joy Behar forgot what year it was on live television, The View is reportedly moving forward without Whoopi Goldberg this[Click to Tate]

In what’s being called a “groundbreaking moment for inclusivity,” the Maine State Athletic Board has unanimously approved the formation of what it believes to be the state's first all-transgender high[Click to Tate]

Justice Amy Coney Barrett may want to put that gavel on pause and buckle her judicial seatbelt, because according to a new press release that was definitely formatted in Comic[Click to Tate]

Barack Obama reportedly billed the Biden administration more than $18 million over four years for what official records describe as “consulting services.” Conservatives, who had no issue when the Trump[Click to Tate]