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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Fox Offers Chris Wallace’s Sunday Spot to Candace Ownes

Fox Offers Chris Wallace’s Sunday Spot to Candace Ownes

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Chris Wallace Fan Fiction with Ginger Garlic Sauce

They knew right off the bat that they'd need a good baserunner.

Obama’s National Security Advisor Testifies ‘Trump Had Nothing To Do’ With Capitol Riot

Obama’s National Security Advisor Testifies ‘Trump Had Nothing To Do’ With Capitol Riot

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Insurrection Satire with Feta

This is a huge blow for the partisan committee.

Rittenhouse Running For Kenosha Sheriff

Rittenhouse Running For Kenosha Sheriff

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot History-changing satire

Go Kyle!

Rittenhouse To Blast Off On Blue Origin Courtesy Of President Trump

Rittenhouse To Blast Off On Blue Origin Courtesy Of President Trump

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Satire you can blast off to

President Trump fulfills Kyle's lifelong dream.

Biden Re-Routes 4162 Cargo Ships To Mexico City

Biden Re-Routes 4162 Cargo Ships To Mexico City

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Port-Chocking Satire with Clam Sauce

He says our ports will be choked for months.

Whoopi Suspended From The View For 2 Weeks for Refusing to Apologize

Whoopi Suspended From The View For 2 Weeks for Refusing to Apologize

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Weird Hero Fetish Satire

It may not sound like much, but 10 episodes is a lot of cash lost.

Biden Pardons Jussie Smollett

Biden Pardons Jussie Smollett

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Crime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired

Well that was quick.

DeBlasio Fines Fox News $1.2 Million for ‘Dangerous’ Christmas Tree

DeBlasio Fines Fox News $1.2 Million for ‘Dangerous’ Christmas Tree

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Fox News Satire With Lemon Zest

Democrats say they don't do things for political reasons.

Rittenhouse to LeBron: Apologize and I Won’t Sue

Rittenhouse to LeBron: Apologize and I Won’t Sue

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Weird Hero Fetish Satire

This kid has so much class.

CNN’s Cuomo Replacement is Even Worse Than He Was

CNN’s Cuomo Replacement is Even Worse Than He Was

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot CNN Satire With Extra Lemon

Are they serious?