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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Lara Trump Files $300 Million Suit Against Fox for Wrongful Dismissal

Lara Trump Files $300 Million Suit Against Fox for Wrongful Dismissal

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inFox News Satire With Lemon Zest9 Comments
She claims they have no grounds to let her go.
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Six-Year Fact-Finding Commission Recommends Full Investigation of “Clinton Body Bags”

Six-Year Fact-Finding Commission Recommends Full Investigation of “Clinton Body Bags”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inClinton Froyo with Sugar-Free Sprinkles11 Comments
It's not just a meme. It's a list of victims and someone is finally taking notice.
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Volkswagen Files Cease and Desist Against Alyssa Milano: “Stop Using Our Name”

Volkswagen Files Cease and Desist Against Alyssa Milano: “Stop Using Our Name”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa13 Comments
The car company wants nothing to do with liberal politics.
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Fred and Barney Will Be Gay “Friends” In Woke Left Reboot Of The Flintstones

Fred and Barney Will Be Gay “Friends” In Woke Left Reboot Of The Flintstones

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWokeness with Apple Butter7 Comments
Is nothing sacred?
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Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano: “She Doesn’t Represent Us”

Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano: “She Doesn’t Represent Us”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa14 Comments
Looks like she's on her own in her little vendetta.
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Musk Says Twitter Board Was Taking Orders From George Soros

Musk Says Twitter Board Was Taking Orders From George Soros

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo13 Comments
The corruption went deep.
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Rittenhouse Settles With LeBron James

Rittenhouse Settles With LeBron James

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRittenhouse with Ketchup10 Comments
'It's a fair settlement that Kyle can smile about,' said his publicist.
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“Unruly and Violent” Leftist Megan Rapinoe Banned From Remaining World Cup Matches

“Unruly and Violent” Leftist Megan Rapinoe Banned From Remaining World Cup Matches

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRapinoe Salad with Creamy Caesar Dressing16 Comments
She's an angry lunatic.
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Coach Tomlin Cuts Pittsburgh’s Last Kneeler: “Go Protest Somewhere Else”

Coach Tomlin Cuts Pittsburgh’s Last Kneeler: “Go Protest Somewhere Else”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL with Hollandaise
These coaches are done messing around.
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Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter

Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo24 Comments
Musk's new plan is brilliant.
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