Women’s soccer star Megan Rapinoe has a reputation as an angry, entitled, violent leftist. Her antics at the FIFA World Cup in Indonesia this week proved the point magnificently. While watching the match between the US and Jamaica, Rapinoe started screaming at American fans that they “support colonization” if they support the US team over and “indigenous island nation.”

Within minutes, she was in a fistfight with a man twice her size — and he was bleeding. Rapinoe allegedly used some kind of weapon to “tickle his love handles” as she put it before wounding him. Authorities removed her but she was back later for another match between the UK and The Bahamas, and the dookie hit the fan.

That was just that day. Altogether, Rapinoe has been kicked out of 11 matches and stayed through 2. The matches she watched were between Russia and China, and North Korea and Iran. “I have no quarrel with them,” she said.

The US Women’s Team is strongly considering eliminating Rapinoe from the lineup, as she’s more trouble than she’s worth,” which will make for a fabulous headline once this nonsense reaches the 200-word minimum. There’s no word on whether or not swimmer Lia Thomas will join her in protest, or if Simone Biles will be a quitter at the next Olympics.

6 Comments

  1. Sam Brown

    “The US Women’s Team is strongly considering eliminating Rapinoe” oh really? after being removed from 11 matches? This is a PR disaster. What else would the team do, maybe just put a regretful letter in her permanent file?

  2. Sherri Hoskins

    They need to get rid of that rotten to-the-core subhuman. She does not represent our country. Let her move to China.

    • Common Sense

      Hey dumb ass, this site is satire made to make fun of people who are dumb enough to fall for it.

  3. CHARLES STICKLER

    BITCH HAS NO PROBLEM WITH IRAN, NORTH KOREA, CHINA AND RUSSIA! WHAT A HYPOCRITE! THE 4 MAIN COUNTRIES THAT PAR TAKE IN EVERYTHING SHE HATES AND SHE HAS NO PROBLEM WITH THEM! TAKE HER CITIZENSHIP AWAY FROM HER AND LEAVE HER ASS OVER THERE AND BAR HER FROM EVER COMING IN UNITED STATES EVER!

  4. Al Staab

    The progress and respect women’s soccer has made over the years is being destroyed every time Rapinoe opens her mouth. People are hating the sport because of her. The majority of the women soccer players don’t follow or care for her. There is no arguing that she was a great player at one time, but it’s over. She is not worth it and she is destroying the integrity of Women’s soccer. Leave politics and other ideologies out of sports. Sports is a place where we should be able to go and temporarily get away from those things.

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