It took Britney Griner just hours to go from a Russian penal colony to a cell in San Antonio. Shortly after she was released from the gulag and cleared by medical personell at JFK Jr. Hospital in San Antonio, the disgraced WNBA star went looking for drugs.
A few hours later, she had scored some bloogies and a bag of weed and was headed home to get blitzed when a pair of cops asked for her autograph. “She said sure, pulled her hand out of her pocket, and the Bs just fell out,” said officer Joe Barron of the 65th Precinct.
Bloogies are a class A narcotic with serious jail time likely for possession. The weed, because she has a medical card in Louisiana, may not be much more than a slap on the wrist, but she’s looking at at least a year if she had a single “blog” and more if she had enough to consider intent to distribute.
“Bloogs are my weakness,” Griner told the cops, “I shouldn’t be put in jail for making a mistake.” It seems she forgot where she literally just came from, and that making stupid mistakes isn’t the way to go through life.
Judge Art Tubolls set her bond at $4.2 million, which she had no trouble posting. Must be nice to be able to have all that money even if you hate America.
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