Volkswagen Files Cease and Desist Against Alyssa Milano: “Stop Using Our Name”

Alyssa Milano missed the irony when she traded in her Tesla for a Volkswagon. She didn’t understand that Volkswagon is a Nazi company founded by Hitler during the war. Pretty funny, right? The problem is, she doesn’t see it. She still thinks it’s “cool” to own a Hitler car, but the Hitler car company isn’t amused.

Volkswagon filed a cease and desist order against the actress after she continued to use their name for her “woke” campaign. Company spokesman Arturken Tubolshnitz said Milano’s continued use of the company name “brings up an uncomfortable past we left behind in 1945.”

Tubolshnitz went on to note that BMW bought Volkswagon after the war and it continues to be a vital part of Germany’s economy and a major supplier of jobs and tax revenue for its people. “Calling us the Hitler company is ludicrous. We know Milano isn’t the one doing it, be she needs to stop riling up the American conservatives. They’re not very bright, and we’re concerned they’ll do dumb things like they always do. We want no part of it.”

Milano refused to comment on the situation, other than wishing she had purchased a Prius instead. Little does she know, Toyota is a Japanese company and Japan sided with Hitler.

Checkmate, liberals. Just give up now. God bless America.