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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Kathy Griffin Settles With Elon, Loses Her Shirt – “I’ll Never Mess With Him Again”

Kathy Griffin Settles With Elon, Loses Her Shirt – “I’ll Never Mess With Him Again”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo16 Comments

The two came to an amicable agreement

Whoopi Attacks Innocent Waitress for Saying “Merry Christmas”

Whoopi Attacks Innocent Waitress for Saying “Merry Christmas”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Wokeness with Apple Butter22 Comments

She's an angry extremist.

Whoopi Goldberg Blames Winter Storm On Elon Musk

Whoopi Goldberg Blames Winter Storm On Elon Musk

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo8 Comments

She's serious and everything.

Elon Musk Will Name a Conservative Woman New Chief Twit

Elon Musk Will Name a Conservative Woman New Chief Twit

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo12 Comments

The choices are narrowing.

Veterans Group Files $40 Million Lawsuit Against Colin Kaepernick

Veterans Group Files $40 Million Lawsuit Against Colin Kaepernick

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kaepernick Scones

They claim his 'protests' do real-world harm to our nation's servicemen and women.

The View Cuts to Commercial to Save Whoopi Goldberg’s Reputation

The View Cuts to Commercial to Save Whoopi Goldberg’s Reputation

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Whoopie Pie

What's left of it anyway.

Elon Musk Steps Down as Chief Twit

Elon Musk Steps Down as Chief Twit

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uncategorized15 Comments

He's a man of his word

International Olympic Committee Issues Lifetime Substance Abuse Ban For Brittney Griner

International Olympic Committee Issues Lifetime Substance Abuse Ban For Brittney Griner

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Griner Sauce with Bits of Racism10 Comments

She may be free, but she still broke the rules.

Elon Suspends The View for Spreading “False Information”

Elon Suspends The View for Spreading “False Information”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The View with Sweet Thai Chili17 Comments

They refused to take down some slanderous tweets.

WNBA Suspends Brittney Griner for Two Years for Substance Abuse

WNBA Suspends Brittney Griner for Two Years for Substance Abuse

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Griner Sauce with Bits of Racism7 Comments

The superstar doesn't have a career left.