Kathy Griffin Settles With Elon, Loses Her Shirt – “I’ll Never Mess With Him Again”

Kathy Griffin’s legal battles with Elon Musk are officially over. According to the source following the story since their Facebook traffic came back in November, Griffin had a billion dollars worth of lawsuits filed against her after she impersonated the billionaire for her own financial gain.

It didn’t take long for the story to develop from there. Griffin lost an HBO special worth millions after Musk called in a favor. Then, she begged him publicly not to “sue the pants off of her.” Now, she’ll spend the rest of her days trying to recoup enough wealth to retire and leave something to her son, Peter Griffin.

The settlement is for an undisclosed amount, but experts say Musk has never settled anything for less than $25 million. “He doesn’t get out of bed for less,” said Joe Barron, Musk’s legal hitman. “This should serve as a notice to anyone who thinks they’re gonna beat Elon Musk at anything. He’s the most powerful man in the world. He can ruin regular people. Even rich and famous regular people.”

Wow what a great legacy. It’s no wonder MAGA patriots love this guy. He’s the perfect alpha male. Thanks for everything you’ve done for free speech, Mr. Musk. God bless America.