Goodbye, California: Elon Musk Is Moving X to Business-Friendly Texas Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTwittery Musky Satire Everyone knows that California is an absolute cesspool full of illegal immigrants, dirty communists, unwashed homeless people, and Nancy Pelosi.
White House Physician’s Notes Show Biden Suffers “Late-Stage Dimentia” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce The administration is doing everything it can to control the damage.
Macron Says He Used “American Democrat Election Strategies” To Win Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inMacron Oni With Chese So is he saying he cheated?
Malia Obama Claims Kyle Rittenhouse ‘Grabbed Her Behind’ at a Harvard Function Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire She's joking, right?
Disney Welcomes New Bisexual Character to Mouse Family Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney Satire For Homophobic Taters Disney defies new Florida Law
Prosecutors Interview Adam Schiff About Incident With Teenager Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCreepy Adam Schiff Satire He's so creepy.
CNN Perv Jeffrey Toobin Spotted On Flight to Taiwan with 4 Teenage Boys Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inLoobin Toobin An investigation is underway.
Civil Rights Court Orders Biden To Have a Sit-Down With Kyle Rittenhouse Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire Is that really too much to ask?
Biden Forgets Fallen Soldier’s Name In Call To Grieving Parents Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce No parent should have to endure this.
Bill Clinton Brought His Teenage Daughter To Epstein Island Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire This is actually pretty disturbing.