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Kamala Harris Has Tried to Submit Her Resignation Twice

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Biden's team begged her to stay both times.

Michael Jordan Resigns From The Board at “Woke” Nike, Takes Air Jordans With Him

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Jordan has had it with these woke companies.

City of Kenosha Settles With Kyle Rittenhouse and Mom Wendy for $15 million

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Between his false imprisonment and her mental anguish, the mother and son duo are off to a good start with lawsuits.

Three Former Guests of The View Claim Whoopi Goldberg Assaulted Them Backstage

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Apparently, her anger issues go far beyond what we see on screen.

Canceled Mandalorian Star Gina Carano Wins $18 Million Judgment From Disney and Lucasfilms

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A federal judge says she was fired without cause.

Rittenhouse Victim’s Brother is Dating Goldberg

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The two have made the New York scenes for a week.

California Requires All Public Bathrooms to be “Gender Neutral” by Next Year

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Planning a trip could become very uncomfortable for those who choose a more...American lifestyle.

Adam Schiff Accused of Harassment by Three Male Staffers

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He has that look that says 'pervert.'

“Children International” Removes Disney From its Recommended “Safe Vacation List”

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The organization says it's not the time to bring kids to Disney.

Six Raiders Threatened to Quit if the Team Signed Colin Kaepernick

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The Las Vegas Raiders were ready to offer Colin Kaepernick a 3-year, $19 million deal when six players stepped up and gave the club an ultimatum: It's him or us.[Click to Tate]