Adam Schiff Accused of Harassment by Three Male Staffers

Three young men who used to work for Congressman Adam Schiff came forward with allegations that the creepy-looking lawmaker from New York harassed them. All three claim that Schiff used to purposely follow them into the elevator when they rode alone where he knew there were no cameras.

In the elevator, Schiff allegedly called the men filthy names and asked them if they wanted to “come to his house to wash his car.” Which everyone knows, in Democrat circles, means, “I want to molest you against your will.”

One of the staffers got a cell phone recording of the audio, in which you can hear the insult as well as the invite. The recording is currently being reviewed by federal law enforcement to determine if any laws were broken.

Either way, Schiff faces civil suits that he’ll likely just pay off to keep his depravity a secret. We contacted the Senator’s office in New York and were told to stop calling there, they had no comment. “This is a dry cleaner. Adam Schiff is from California,” a spokesperson said with a suspiciously Arabic accent, “Why don’t you just Google?”

After sending pants to be properly pleated and a few shirts with ketchup stains on them for removal, we got the correct phone number for Representative Schiff in California and realized none of this made any sense. His office agreed, but offered no explanation for the case with the staffers one way or the other.

Politicians, patriots. They’re all the same. Avoid and deflect like it never really happened. Shameful.

God bless America.