“If you want your children confused, upset, and sad, bring them to Disney.” That’s the opening line to the new warning from Children International to members looking for a safe spot to take their kids on vacation. “The cruises are even worse, as they take your kids for hours at a time while you ‘relax’ and show them perverted things like two girls kissing in a movie, or mermaids that magically changed color for some reason, who may not even be ‘maids’ anymore.

Children’s Internation is the number one destination online for parents across the globe to find the best places to take their kids, as well as some of the best practices to raise them. There’s a list of every Christian church in existence, with addresses and phone numbers, for parents who find themselves thousands of miles from home during an existential crisis of faith, which Disney is notorious for bringing on.

Foundation President, Joe Barron, says the organization simply can’t support Disney as long as it demands that children be able to say “gay” in schools. “They really need to put the gender signs back on their bathrooms. Kids aren’t comfortable using restrooms when there are entire families of Americans standing around while little Jenny pees into a urinal. It’s just not right.”

“Woke” Americans are the only people there now, patriots, and even the rest of the world agrees: Disney is unsafe for kids.