The Las Vegas Raiders were ready to offer Colin Kaepernick a 3-year, $19 million deal when six players stepped up and gave the club an ultimatum: It’s him or us. The six players, 4 defensemen, three offensive players, and a placekicker, make up nearly a quarter of the team’s starters. “It just wasn’t worth it,” said team GM Art Tubolls, “Not for a guy who might not even remember how to play.”

Defensive back Joe Barron said Kaepernick doesn’t encompass the values he loves in his team. “The Raiders’ organization is special. It’s always been a wholesome, family environment. The thought of having someone on boards who hates the troops is unconscionable.

President Trump says he’s glad the traitor didn’t get signed, but that Biden should have done more to stop the kneeling. “It’s very disrespectful, and the pipeline. If they wouldn’t have shut it down, you would not believe. Would not believe. Unbeleievable. It’s what makes the country great but maybe it’s not so much anymore since they stole the election and Mike Pence. Oh Mike. Where were you, Mike? Rudy was right. There’s no justice in football.”

Trump’s words brought tears to the eyes of dedicated cultists across the country and raised more than $400K for his PAC, which is basically his new checking account. As it should be. The American people should pay the pension the government denies our greatest president.

God bless America.

 

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