AI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff

Chelsea Clinton, the former First Daughter turned professional Foundation Haver, is facing a bit of a hiccup in her normally smooth public service grift parade: she's been charged with tax[Click to Tate]

In what accountants are calling “a creative interpretation of philanthropy,” Whoopi Goldberg is reportedly in hot water with the Internal Revenue Service after a surprise audit revealed a troubling pattern[Click to Tate]

In a move that shocked absolutely no one but still managed to feel illegal, the Trump Pre-Administration has officially banned both CNN and MSNBC from attending any and all White[Click to Tate]

In a bold move that has already sparked celebration at truck stops across Alabama and several diners in Kentucky, former President Donald Trump has signed an executive order mandating drug[Click to Tate]

The Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) continues its crusade against wasteful spending this week by uncovering what some might call “questionably essential” federal programs—though supporters insist they’re “foundational to the[Click to Tate]

In a stunning ruling that has already sparked multiple think pieces, a protest parade of inflatable syringes, and at least one Joe Rogan monologue, the DC Court of Appeals has[Click to Tate]

In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the judicial equivalent of a shrug,” the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has officially nullified the preemptive pardon of Capitol Police Officer[Click to Tate]

A new report, allegedly compiled by anonymous security officials with access to the West Wing’s “Super-Confidential Deluxe” clearance level, reveals that President Joe Biden spent a grand total of six[Click to Tate]

In yet another stunning example of government waste finally getting the attention it deserves, the Department of Oversight of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has officially canceled a $3 million federal grant[Click to Tate]

According to a stack of paperwork no one is allowed to see, the Obamas managed to bill the federal government more than $30 million between 2021 and 2025 while Joe[Click to Tate]