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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Jon Voight Joins Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s “Non-Woke” Production Company: “It’s Time For a Change”

Jon Voight Joins Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s “Non-Woke” Production Company: “It’s Time For a Change”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Imaginary Non-Woke Movement
The list of people looking to walk away from the woke mind virus infecting Hollywood grows by the day.
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Garth’s New “Friends in Low Places” Bar Is a Flop: “I’ll Probably Just Close It.”

Garth’s New “Friends in Low Places” Bar Is a Flop: “I’ll Probably Just Close It.”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
What a waste of money that turned out to be.
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Garth Brooks is Leaving Nashville: “I Get No Respect in This Town”

Garth Brooks is Leaving Nashville: “I Get No Respect in This Town”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
You have to give respect to get respect, Garth.
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“This Ain’t About You, Taylor” – Blake Shelton To Taylor Swift When She Asked to “Help” With His Toby Keith Tribute

“This Ain’t About You, Taylor” – Blake Shelton To Taylor Swift When She Asked to “Help” With His Toby Keith Tribute

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Of course she wanted to be the center of attention.
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Academy of Country Music Cancel’s Taylor Swift’s Membership: “She Hasn’t Been Country in Years”

Academy of Country Music Cancel’s Taylor Swift’s Membership: “She Hasn’t Been Country in Years”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Taylor Swift
This will stop the nominations for participation trophies.
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Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration

Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Taylor Swift
She hasn't been country in years.
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Roseanne Barr Scores $30 Million Leading Role in Kevin Costner’s New Project

Roseanne Barr Scores $30 Million Leading Role in Kevin Costner’s New Project

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Roseanne Multiverse
Costner says he wrote the role with her in mind.
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Academy of Country Music Denies Beyonce’s Request for Membership: “We Thought She was Joking”

Academy of Country Music Denies Beyonce’s Request for Membership: “We Thought She was Joking”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Beyonce
With her new album, she figured she'd just...get in.
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Controversial New Oliver Anthony Song “I Don’t Care About Your Pronouns” Tops the Charts

Controversial New Oliver Anthony Song “I Don’t Care About Your Pronouns” Tops the Charts

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Oliver Anthony
He really doesn't. either.
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Kroger and Publix Tell Tyson Foods to Change Their Policies or Lose Their Business

Kroger and Publix Tell Tyson Foods to Change Their Policies or Lose Their Business

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Tyson Foods
The two chains combined form a powerhouse of influence across the south and the midwest.
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