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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Jon Voight Joins Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s “Non-Woke” Production Company: “It’s Time For a Change”

Jon Voight Joins Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s “Non-Woke” Production Company: “It’s Time For a Change”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Imaginary Non-Woke Movement

The list of people looking to walk away from the woke mind virus infecting Hollywood grows by the day.

Garth’s New “Friends in Low Places” Bar Is a Flop: “I’ll Probably Just Close It.”

Garth’s New “Friends in Low Places” Bar Is a Flop: “I’ll Probably Just Close It.”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks

What a waste of money that turned out to be.

Garth Brooks is Leaving Nashville: “I Get No Respect in This Town”

Garth Brooks is Leaving Nashville: “I Get No Respect in This Town”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks

You have to give respect to get respect, Garth.

“This Ain’t About You, Taylor” – Blake Shelton To Taylor Swift When She Asked to “Help” With His Toby Keith Tribute

“This Ain’t About You, Taylor” – Blake Shelton To Taylor Swift When She Asked to “Help” With His Toby Keith Tribute

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uncategorized

Of course she wanted to be the center of attention.

Academy of Country Music Cancel’s Taylor Swift’s Membership: “She Hasn’t Been Country in Years”

Academy of Country Music Cancel’s Taylor Swift’s Membership: “She Hasn’t Been Country in Years”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Taylor Swift

This will stop the nominations for participation trophies.

Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration

Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Taylor Swift

She hasn't been country in years.

Roseanne Barr Scores $30 Million Leading Role in Kevin Costner’s New Project

Roseanne Barr Scores $30 Million Leading Role in Kevin Costner’s New Project

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Roseanne Multiverse

Costner says he wrote the role with her in mind.

Academy of Country Music Denies Beyonce’s Request for Membership: “We Thought She was Joking”

Academy of Country Music Denies Beyonce’s Request for Membership: “We Thought She was Joking”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Beyonce

With her new album, she figured she'd just...get in.

Controversial New Oliver Anthony Song “I Don’t Care About Your Pronouns” Tops the Charts

Controversial New Oliver Anthony Song “I Don’t Care About Your Pronouns” Tops the Charts

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Rewarding Oliver Anthony

He really doesn't. either.

Kroger and Publix Tell Tyson Foods to Change Their Policies or Lose Their Business

Kroger and Publix Tell Tyson Foods to Change Their Policies or Lose Their Business

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Tyson Foods

The two chains combined form a powerhouse of influence across the south and the midwest.