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Kyle Rittenhouse Registers a Lien Against Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu Home for $22 Million

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She refuses to pay the settlement she agreed to.

You’ve Been Served: Rittenhouse Finally Pulls Trigger on Goldberg Lawsuit

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The rumors have swirled for two years. His time has finally come.

Kyle Rittenhouse Saves Two Lives – Mainstrem Media Silent

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They don't cover the good.

Elon Musk Backs We The People Bible For Patriots

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Elon Musk, the multi billionaire conservative Christian who has adopted America as his home and more importantly adopted American ideals, has entered into a new venture. Understanding the importance of[Click to Tate]

Jurors Clear Kyle Rittenhouse of Wrongful Death in Civil Trial

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It's all over now but the lawsuits.

Judge Dismisses Civil Suits Against Kyle Rittenhouse

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Judge Tubolls said 'we don't do frivolous here.'

Rittenhouse Victim’s Brother is Dating Goldberg

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The two have made the New York scenes for a week.

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Hunting Party Found Alive and Well

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They're a little shaken up but okay.

The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology

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Maybe they should have held out for more.

Civil Rights Court Orders Biden To Have a Sit-Down With Kyle Rittenhouse

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Is that really too much to ask?