AI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff

The Washington, D.C. Medical Examiner’s Office quietly updated the official cause of death for January 6th rioter Ashli Babbitt from “gunshot wound to the shoulder” to “intentional homicide,” adding a[Click to Tate]

In what might be the most shocking entertainment news since Joy Behar forgot what year it was on live television, The View is reportedly moving forward without Whoopi Goldberg this[Click to Tate]

In what’s being called a “groundbreaking moment for inclusivity,” the Maine State Athletic Board has unanimously approved the formation of what it believes to be the state's first all-transgender high[Click to Tate]

Justice Amy Coney Barrett may want to put that gavel on pause and buckle her judicial seatbelt, because according to a new press release that was definitely formatted in Comic[Click to Tate]

Barack Obama reportedly billed the Biden administration more than $18 million over four years for what official records describe as “consulting services.” Conservatives, who had no issue when the Trump[Click to Tate]

In a twist that has local parents both gasping and gossiping over their gluten-free lattes, self-proclaimed "election integrity activist" Stacy Davis has been indicted for allegedly rigging the Pleasantville Elementary[Click to Tate]

  Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is in hot water again, and this time it has nothing to do with Twitter tantrums, dancing on rooftops, or pretending to be a bartender to[Click to Tate]

In a courtroom nobody asked for and under a statute nobody’s sure exists, a federal magistrate has officially approved Elon Musk’s $100 million defamation lawsuit against Minnesota Governor Tim Walz[Click to Tate]

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has officially resigned in what is being described by absolutely no one as “the most shocking political downfall since Joe Barron’s brief run for[Click to Tate]

  Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi is making headlines once again this week with what she’s calling “a major international breakthrough in the war on fraud.” According to Bondi,[Click to Tate]