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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Nancy Pelosi’s Liver is Failing

Nancy Pelosi’s Liver is Failing

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Drunken Adventures of Satirical Nancy
She doesn't qualify for a transplant due to alcoholism.
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Rosie O’Donnell Files Frivolous Sexual Harrassment Suit Against Donald Trump

Rosie O’Donnell Files Frivolous Sexual Harrassment Suit Against Donald Trump

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRosie O'Donnell Satire With Nutella
She should crawl back under her rock.
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Joe Biden Ordered The FBI To Stop Looking Into Hunter’s Laptop

Joe Biden Ordered The FBI To Stop Looking Into Hunter’s Laptop

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce
He said it was 'hinky' and a waste of resources.
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Fauci Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Fauci Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inFox News Satire With Lemon Zest
The presentation is a feather in the doctor's cap.
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Trump Meets With Putin In Moscow To Deescalate Crisis

Trump Meets With Putin In Moscow To Deescalate Crisis

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Putin and Trump reach quick agreement.
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Biden Refuses To Allow Trump To Talk Putin Down

Biden Refuses To Allow Trump To Talk Putin Down

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDementia Satire With Extra Ignorance
The administration has turned down any and all help from Trump.
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Pronounced Dead at the Scene

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Pronounced Dead at the Scene

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inOh My God! They Killed Hillary!
Tragic, Just tragic.
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BREAKING: Halftime ‘Stars’ Caught Disrespecting The Flag Before the Show and Laughing

BREAKING: Halftime ‘Stars’ Caught Disrespecting The Flag Before the Show and Laughing

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSuper Bowls of Satire
How dare they. Our veterans should sue them all!
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThey Killed Hillary!
The main question everyone seems to be asking is, where was Hillary Clinton?
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Biden Orders Merrick Garland to Scrap Burisma Case: ‘Stop Investigating My Boy’

Biden Orders Merrick Garland to Scrap Burisma Case: ‘Stop Investigating My Boy’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
What kind of favoritism is this?
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