Sleepy Joe just won’t stop being that doddering old codger refusing to listen to anyone, patriots, and it’s gonna cost him. According to our source inside the West Wing, Biden has repeatedly turned down former President Donald Trump’s offer to smooth things over with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Trump, as we all know, has the best relationship with Putin, and can probably work a deal like he always does. Remember, Russia never did anything bad while Trump was in office.
Biden’s spokesman from the Department of Information and Propaganda told reporters that Trump’s help wasn’t just unnecessary, it was unwelcome:
“We have people in the State Department we use to kiss the asses of foreign leaders. The last thing we need is a buffoon who can’t see past the next 15 minutes calling and promising Putin he can have Turkey or something.”
That seems a bit harsh, to be honest, but Democrats aren’t exactly known to play fair. Trump says he’s not gonna keep trying, and that maybe he’ll just go ahead and call Putin and set up a golf date somewhere in Donetsk.
He’s the answer, patriots. If we send Trump, maybe Putin can walk out of a room all satisfied while Trump hangs his head in shame, looking like he swallowed something awful.
