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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Nancy Pelosi’s Vineyard Secures Millions in Federal Grants for “Experimental Farming”

Nancy Pelosi’s Vineyard Secures Millions in Federal Grants for “Experimental Farming”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Napa Valley, CA – In what critics are calling a miraculous stroke of government generosity, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s luxurious Napa Valley vineyard has reportedly secured millions in federal[Click to Tate]
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Trump Touts Highest Approval Rating Since Ronald Reagan

Trump Touts Highest Approval Rating Since Ronald Reagan

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Mar-a-Lago, FL – In what he calls “the greatest poll numbers, maybe ever,” former President Donald Trump is now touting the highest approval rating of any Republican president since Ronald[Click to Tate]
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“The Squad” Took $508,000 from Student Loan Forgiveness Program

“The Squad” Took $508,000 from Student Loan Forgiveness Program

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
  Washington, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move, members of The Squad—including Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley—have reportedly claimed a combined $508,000 in[Click to Tate]
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Chuck Schumer’s NASA Scam: $16 Million through NJ Shell Company

Chuck Schumer’s NASA Scam: $16 Million through NJ Shell Company

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In what experts are calling a bold new frontier in space exploration (and brunch), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has successfully secured a $16 million grant from[Click to Tate]
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Adam Schiff was a Million Dollars in Debt when he was First Elected — Now He’s a Multi-Millionaire

Adam Schiff was a Million Dollars in Debt when he was First Elected — Now He’s a Multi-Millionaire

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In a revelation that has shocked both the political and fashion worlds, former Congressman Adam Schiff has reportedly amassed a staggering $100 million fortune through an underground[Click to Tate]
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Jamie Raskin Took $165,000 in Student Loan Debt Relief for his Two Daughters

Jamie Raskin Took $165,000 in Student Loan Debt Relief for his Two Daughters

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Thanks for your continued patronage, patriots. Since our federal grants were cut, we're forced to rely on ChatGPT to bring you the latest on the subject. ---------------------------------- Washington, D.C. –[Click to Tate]
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Kash Patel Taps Matt Gaetz as Special Prosecutor to Investigate Hunter Biden’s Dealings in Ukraine

Kash Patel Taps Matt Gaetz as Special Prosecutor to Investigate Hunter Biden’s Dealings in Ukraine

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Thanks for stopping by, patriots. Unfortunately, our federal grant was cut, we're presuming accidentally, so we're no longer to investigate or report on these stories and will instead rely on[Click to Tate]
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Fact-check: True – Doge Will Send $5,000 Rebate Checks To All Americans Who Qualify.

Fact-check: True – Doge Will Send $5,000 Rebate Checks To All Americans Who Qualify.

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inEmperor Elon's New Clothes
Elon's team will cut the checks using DOGE Coin as soon as the audit is complete.
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Jay-Z Paid More Than $100 Million for Beyonce’s “Best Country Album” Grammy

Jay-Z Paid More Than $100 Million for Beyonce’s “Best Country Album” Grammy

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Beyonce
The fraud started last year and never stopped.
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“DEI Hire” Explained: What is it and who does it affect?

“DEI Hire” Explained: What is it and who does it affect?

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
We hope that clears things up.
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