It’s true. If you qualify, you’ll receive a one-time payment, in DOGE Coin, of $5,000. According to the chart released, nearly 80 percent of Americans will be eligible to apply.
For those with incomes at or below the federal poverty level, the chances are slim. Those in the working or middle class, however, are in for the deal of a lifetime.
All you’ll need to do is send a check payable to Donald Trump to secure your free coins for the full $5,000. He may or may not cash the check, depending on your voter registration. If your check is cashed, it means you don’t qualify for the program.
DOGE estimates that approvals should be easy for those earning more than $10 million per year, and will steadily decrease after that. Therefore, those earning and paying taxes at that level have already contributed enough and are exempt from the initial payment.
Anyone questioning the validity of the rebates or the manner in which they will be distributed will be forwarded to the Justice Department for correction and the Health and Human Services Department for re-education and rehabilitation.
Don’t listen to the lies, patriots, Send your check in now and they’ll forego the application process altogether.
That’s leadership. That’s Elon Musk’s America.