Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

In a shocking revelation that absolutely no one can verify but will still be repeated on Facebook at least 200,000 times, recently leaked White House documents confirm that President Joe[Click to Tate]

In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one has verified, the FBI has announced the formation of a highly classified, top-secret, yet somehow very public task force to[Click to Tate]

In a shocking development that has absolutely no basis in reality, former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has unveiled a list of 16 Democrats whom she claims will—yes, WILL—end up[Click to Tate]

In what was initially labeled as the scandal of the decade, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz found himself in hot water after records surfaced showing he had received a $368,000 Paycheck[Click to Tate]

In what conservatives are calling the scandal of the century, newly uncovered records reveal that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) accepted a $165,000 Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loan—under the mysterious job[Click to Tate]

Conservative firebrand and professional outrage generator Joe Barron was left humiliated this week after launching a fiery, hours-long tirade against Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky—only to later learn that his alleged[Click to Tate]

In what experts are calling the most egregious misuse of taxpayer funds since the government spent $300,000 studying shrimp on treadmills, newly uncovered documents reveal that American taxpayers unwittingly contributed[Click to Tate]

In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of completely made-up scandals, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has officially canceled an alleged $11,000 monthly payment to Michelle Obama[Click to Tate]