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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
NFL Declines to Keep Colin Kaepernick “Active” or Certify Him for Coaching: “It’s Time He Moves On.”

NFL Declines to Keep Colin Kaepernick “Active” or Certify Him for Coaching: “It’s Time He Moves On.”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
After nearly a decade of tryouts, documentaries, personal trainers, social justice slogans, and enough Nike endorsements to buy half of San Francisco, Colin Kaepernick has finally received the news every[Click to Tate]
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Anheuser Busch Forced to Close Iconic St, Louis Brewery As Bud Light Boycott Goes Into Its Third Year

Anheuser Busch Forced to Close Iconic St, Louis Brewery As Bud Light Boycott Goes Into Its Third Year

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
The long, frothy downfall of Bud Light has finally hit rock bottom, and it smells faintly of citrus seltzer and poor marketing decisions. According to a post circulating on the[Click to Tate]
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Trump Administration Officially Rejects Pride Month Spending: “We’d Rather Help Homeless Veterans”

Trump Administration Officially Rejects Pride Month Spending: “We’d Rather Help Homeless Veterans”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
  “We'd Rather Solve Problems, Like Veterans Existing” In a bold and groundbreaking move nobody asked for, the Trump administration announced today it would not be recognizing June as "Pride[Click to Tate]
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DEI Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Caught in $2.1 Million Bribe From George Soros

DEI Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Caught in $2.1 Million Bribe From George Soros

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what could only be described as the swampiest story of the decade (and that's saying something), DEI Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has been busted accepting what amounts[Click to Tate]
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Adam Schiff Settles with Teen’s Family for $7.9 Million — Refuses to Explain Why

Adam Schiff Settles with Teen’s Family for $7.9 Million — Refuses to Explain Why

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
  Once again, the master of weaseling his way out of accountability, Adam Schiff, finds himself caught in a scandal that smells worse than Joe Biden’s sneakers after a Delaware[Click to Tate]
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Ketanji Brown Jackson Refuses to Explain Her Connection to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Ketanji Brown Jackson Refuses to Explain Her Connection to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
It just keeps getting worse for the left, folks. According to a shocking new report, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson has been linked to none other than the infamous Jeffrey[Click to Tate]
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Sean Hannity Wins $6.2 Million From Stormy Daniels: “She should have left me out of it.”

Sean Hannity Wins $6.2 Million From Stormy Daniels: “She should have left me out of it.”

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  It’s official: Stormy Daniels is broke. As in, “might have to go back to doing karaoke at truck stops” broke. And who took her down? Sean Hannity. In a[Click to Tate]
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President Trump Issues a Stern Warning to Barack Obama: “Stay Out of Foreign Affairs Or Else”

President Trump Issues a Stern Warning to Barack Obama: “Stay Out of Foreign Affairs Or Else”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
President Donald J. Trump, acting in his ever-presidential capacity as Commander of All He Surveys, has issued an official warning to Barack Obama: Stay out of America’s foreign affairs, or[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk Hasn’t Had a Day Off In Three Months—And 81% of Americans Approve of DOGE Because of It

Elon Musk Hasn’t Had a Day Off In Three Months—And 81% of Americans Approve of DOGE Because of It

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Elon Musk, the billionaire polymath, part-time meme king, and full-time threat to leftist narratives, hasn’t taken a single day off in three months. According to sources close to the SpaceX,[Click to Tate]
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Jerry Seinfeld Will Hire “Blacklisted” Michael Richards for His New Project: “If You Don’t Like It, Don’t Watch”

Jerry Seinfeld Will Hire “Blacklisted” Michael Richards for His New Project: “If You Don’t Like It, Don’t Watch”

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Hollywood just got a little less woke and a whole lot more entertaining. According to comedy icon Jerry Seinfeld, his upcoming sitcom will feature none other than the man, the[Click to Tate]
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