It just keeps getting worse for the left, folks. According to a shocking new report, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson has been linked to none other than the infamous Jeffrey Epstein.

DOGE investigator Joe Barron says the evidence is “pretty damning.” Brown-Jackson, who liberals have spent the last two years pretending is some kind of judicial genius, has now joined the ever-growing list of Democrats and leftist celebrities tangled in Epstein’s seedy web.

“This is serious,” said Barron, “When you’re talking about connections to Epstein, you’re talking about corruption at the highest levels. It’s no longer a question of ‘if’ — it’s ‘how deep does it go?’”

The revelation was enough to make CNN’s Brian Stelter (wherever he is now) drop his sandwich. MSNBC issued a “pre-buttal” claiming it was “wildly misleading,” while The New York Times ran a 3,000-word essay explaining why it’s actually good to have known Jeffrey Epstein if you’re “fighting for marginalized communities.”

So what exactly is the smoking gun, you ask?

According to official travel logs and a sworn affidavit from longtime Epstein chauffeur Art Tubolls, Brown-Jackson and Epstein shared a cab in New York City sometime in 1997.

That’s right. Same cab. Same 15-minute ride. Same awkward silence while pretending not to notice each other’s cheap cologne.

“People don’t just accidentally get into the same taxi as Jeffrey Epstein,” said Barron, “That’s like accidentally sharing a milkshake with Hillary Clinton. It just doesn’t happen unless there’s a deep, sinister connection.”

The cab ride reportedly took place after both Brown-Jackson and Epstein had attended separate functions — hers a public lecture on civil rights law, his something referred to only as “Networking Opportunities with the Youth.”

Despite the clearly overwhelming evidence, Brown-Jackson’s office released a statement calling the accusation “laughable.” They claim that “thousands of people” crossed paths with Epstein over the years and that sharing a cab in New York City isn’t exactly “joining a child trafficking ring.”

Nice try, KBJ. That’s exactly what someone who shared a cab with Epstein would say.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden says he still “has full confidence” in Brown-Jackson, which, if we’re being honest, doesn’t mean a whole lot these days. The man once said he had full confidence in a coat rack for twenty minutes before Jill turned him around.

Calls are now growing for a full investigation into Justice Brown-Jackson’s taxi connections, Uber history, and preferred brands of rideshare mints.

“This thing goes deep,” said Sandy Batt, lead attorney for DOGE, “Today it’s a cab ride. Tomorrow it’s Epstein’s private island. That’s how they work, folks.”

In the end, whether Brown-Jackson’s scandal leads anywhere remains to be seen. But one thing’s for sure:

If you’re a leftist and you so much as looked in the general direction of Epstein’s shadow, you’re probably guilty of something.

God Bless the United States of America.